I'm wouldn't call any of those cookies, at this point. Lisko, you've made a mess.

( Grabbing some paper towels to help mop up their face with. The lizard squirms at being cleaned up, but allows the act of fatherly sanitation. ) While we're here, it wouldn't be a bad idea to stock up on things they might need. Not that I'm a fan of reading, but they should learn how to do that. Writing, simple math...tools for that sort of thing.

( Tutored dad has experience in this area, though not in another: ) Do you think we should get them clothes?